what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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