pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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