Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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