I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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