Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
