don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
