So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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