Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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