Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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