wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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