Plan B is the new Plan A
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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