True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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