her vagine was all disorganized.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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