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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.

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Apparently you chose the latter.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.

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(315): View more from New York

Be careful, there is sex in the air.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....

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