That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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