it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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