I don't think brook has ever known best
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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