Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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