Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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