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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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