So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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