he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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