she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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