Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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