OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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