you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
