next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
