I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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