Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Blood and glitter go together right?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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