Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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