What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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