i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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