bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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