does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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