If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just saw a hot homeless man
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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