Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
