if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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