how can u be prego again
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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