Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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