just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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