in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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