we have officially lost it.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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