none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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