is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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