I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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