and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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