Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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