I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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