For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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