id be glad to
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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