Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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