you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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