You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
is wine microwaveable?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
