Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
