normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
