I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
He uses pillows to masturbate.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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