this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
